The Daily Dick Waffle

“You give the machine vodka, you have a great time.”

misskatherinej:

I FUCKING LAUGHED OUT LOUD AHHAHAHAHAAHA

misskatherinej:

I FUCKING LAUGHED OUT LOUD AHHAHAHAHAAHA

lisahanawalt:

Pink Cat
Lisa Hanawalt
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This is the bestttttttttt.

lisahanawalt:

Pink Cat

Lisa Hanawalt

Pre-order a book!

This is the bestttttttttt.

Me. Every christmas. Now gimme dat eggnog. 

Me. Every christmas. Now gimme dat eggnog. 

Sounds like a quality establishment. 

Sounds like a quality establishment. 

The most disappointing rule 34 ever, I thought JarJar would be taking it up the ass. 

The most disappointing rule 34 ever, I thought JarJar would be taking it up the ass. 

chadleymacguff:

santadelasombra:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

genius

what a wonderful time to be alive

Dickpop

That’s one classy banana

That’s one classy banana

olivialocher:

olivia locher, how to see america (2013)

olivialocher:

olivia locher, how to see america (2013)